Fun: Imagining Senior Counsel Elisha Ongoya Representing Alex Mwakideu and His Sister Rozina in Court

Kenyans Already Imagining Senior Counsel Elisha Ongoya Representing Alex Mwakideu and His Sister Rozina in Court:

Elisha Ongoya: Mr Robert Burale can you confirm to this honorable court that during your honeymoon in South Africa you didn’t touch your newly wedded wife. Yes or No?

Robert Burale: Yes, I did!

Elisha Ongoya: Are you sure because…. (Pulling videos and podcasts as evidence)

Elisha Ogoya: But on this video and these four podcasts, you’ve repeatedly confessed to being celibate for over 20 years. Your marriage was 13 years ago. Did you touch her via osmosis or what?

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Robert Burale: But those are just podcasts for public consumption.

Elisha Ongoya: So you usually lie on podcasts and you call yourself a couch?

Robert Burale: You Know………

Elisha Ongoya: Thank You Your Honor am Done.

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