Drama unfolded in Kiambu after members of the public reported suspicious activity in an apartment claiming a man was posing as a woman.

According to reports, curious neighbors had grown uneasy after suspecting one of the tenants wasn’t exactly who she claimed to be.

Calls were made. Officers swang into action like real-life “Elite Squad.” But as they approached the door of the said apartment… a KNIFE came flying out the window, narrowly missing one of the officers!

It wasn’t a bird. It wasn’t a plane. It was an airborne knife allegedly hurled by two men inside trying to cosplay Rambo.

Police stormed the house and found one Simon Chomba, who also goes by the name Skyler Njeri, fully dressed in a black buibui, looking like someone’s long-lost auntie from Garissa.

Beside him was his partner-in-shenanigans, Michael Isiaho. The two were promptly arrested probably disappointed the knife didn’t come with a plot twist.

The weapon was retrieved and booked as an exhibit, while the two “actors” were escorted to Kiamumbi Police Station to explain what in the name of Netflix was going on.

Now Kenyans online are asking: What are they likely to be charged with? Impersonation? Obstruction? Attempted assault on police officers via kitchenware? Or just pure confusion in the first degree?

Lawyers in the house, toeni msimamo. Because this one belongs in the next episode of Vioja Mahakamani Reloaded.