Breaking News: When Hunger for Money Sends You to Heaven

Lunch hour drama in Kisii took a sharp turn today after a man attempted to rob someone who had just withdrawn money from Equity Bank, Kisii stage branch.

What the wannabe thief didn’t realize—or maybe forgot to Google—was that his target wasn’t just carrying cash, but also carrying heat.

One swift move… PA! Just like that, the thief got fast-tracked past go, skipped jail, and went straight to heaven.

Moral of the story: Not everyone coming out of the bank is a walking ATM. Some come with security settings—manual and lethal.

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