Trending News: Football Titbits Across The PapersFootball Titbits across the papers𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Cruise Missiles Hit Two Oil Tankers Near UAE𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Europe Unites to Boost Air Defense Against Russian MissilesUpdate: President Ruto MournsMaseno University, Set To Admit A Record 9,196 StudentsJames Orengo’s Tribute Mzee Julius Maina KagoGood News To TeachersFootball Titbits Across The PapersU.S. Strike Reported at Chabahar PortU.S. Launches Second Wave of Airstrikes on Southern Iran2026 FIFA World CupHon. 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A Grade 8 Pupil From Kitui Who Has Not Reported To School Since JanuaryBreaking: Second Indian Vessel Confirmed Hit : Dual Attack Escalates Hormuz Tensions𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Iran Declares β€œ100% Shutdown” Of Hormuz β€” All Vessels Ordered To Hold PositionODM Party In Trouble As UDA Seeks PopularityUpdate: U.S. Escalates Standoff: Confirms Indefinite Blockade On Iranian PortsUpdate: Iran declares Hormuz β€œNo-Go Zone” :IRGC warns all vessels risk being treated as hostileDrama As A Traffic Police Officer Based In Kajiado Is Forced To Spend The Night In The Very Cells Where He WorksUpdate: Oil Tanker Hit In Gulf Of Oman β€” UK Maritime Agency Reports Sudden AttackSiaya Unlawful Demo Mobiliser Cornered In Drinking DenUpdate: Israel deploys new β€œRo’em” artillery in combat for first time smart system avoids counterfireIran Reports $270 Billion in Damage Figures Used as Leverage in Ceasefire TalksUpdate: Iran Still Holds Over 1,000 Missiles Down from 2,500, Now Repositioning for Maritime TensionsUpdate: DCI Cracks The Code On Sim-swap Syndicate In MeruHistory Has Shown Us One ThingUPDATE: Narok Senator Ledama Ole Kina Has Questioned Why Fuel Is Being Purchased Outside The G2GUpdate: 2 Suspects Arrested Over GITHUNGURI Child Abduction And Murder Incident𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š Artemis II Crew Safely Returns After Historic Deep Space Mission𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Images Reveal Damage at U.S. Base in Qatar After Iranian StrikeUpdate: U.S. Navy Drone Triggers Emergency Signal MQ-4C Triton Disappears Over GulfUpdate: Israel Moves Toward Direct Talks with LebanonFootball Titbits across the papersUpdate: Edwin Sifuna Continue To Fight For His SG PositionBad News To Tanzanians As Fuel Prices IncreasesUpdate: CS Opiyo Wandayi In TroublePolice Destroy 2,000 Litres Of Illicit Brew In NairobiYour Sperms May Not Fertilize An Ovum ( EGG) If They Have The Following CharacteristicsUPDATE: Former AG Justin Muturi Has Called For An Immediate, Independent Audit Of Kenya’s Voter Registerπ— π—”π—§π—–π—›π˜Ώπ˜Όπ™” β€” UEFA Champions LeagueWhen People Can’t Use You, They Hate YouDid you know Jeff Koinange and Uhuru Kenyatta are cousins?Here Is The Good News To Mbavu Destroyer And Majembe’s Fansππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: AndrΓ© Onana’s wages are set to increase should Manchester United qualify for the UCL, ESPN reportRIP: 4 Children Were Killed After A Man Identified As Christopher Okello Onyu, 34, Attacked A Daycare CentreThe Side Chick Caught At The Matrimonial Home In Rongai Has Been IdentifiedHow To Be Confident In Front Of WomenHere Is The Good News To All KenyansFootball Titbits Across The PapersFootball Titbits Across The PapersHere Is How Formal Workers In Kenya Earn According To KNBS DataBREAKING: Hundreds Of Trucks Stranded At Malaba BorderA Move To FC Barcelona For Marc Cucurella Looks Unlikely For 2 Major Reasons“I Don’t Understand That Outrage About Arsenal And Mikel Arteta Pulling Players Out Of International DutiesFootball Titbits across the papersHere are the top Kenyan bank investors earning billions in dividends for FY2025Update: Protests Erupt In Tel Aviv As Public Pressure Mounts On Benjamin NetanyahuFootball Titbits Across The Papers𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Iran Showcases Missile Warheads, Signals Readiness For Prolonged ConflictJapan Deploys Ultimate Naval Asset To Strait Of Hormuz: Godzilla Rises To Clear The MessUncomfortable Truth: James Orengo Seemingly Cozying Up To William Ruto Today Is A Clear Sign That All Is Not Well In The Linda MwananchiI Was Worried About Claire’s EyesightMixing Urea, CAN And Compound D As Top Dressing: Is It Correct?I Know There’s An Arsenal Fan Out There Feeling Really Low After Losing This EFL Cup FinalWhy Harry Maguire Will Miss Only One Match, Against LeedsRIP: Chuck Norris Didn’t Join The Marine Corps, The Marine Corps Applied To HimCalifornia’s Fraud Explosion: Over 800 Fake Businesses Built On Stolen Immigrant Identitiesπ—₯π—˜π—£π—’π—₯𝗧𝗦: Due To CAF’s Decision To Strip Senegal Of The 2025 AFCON TrophyHere Is The Good News To NYS GraduatesSΓ©e What Will Happen To Babu Owino, SifunaIranian Missiles Slam Israeli Targets – Haifa Refinery Burns, Mossad HQ Hit In Massive Overnight StrikeUPDATE: President Ruto Has Landed In KisumuUPDATE: Kenya risks losing its AFCON 2027 hosting rights over delayed funding
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Moody Awuor, The Former DP, Has Spoken BoldlySad As Ronaldo Leaves The World Cup 2026The Departure Of The Iranian And U.S. Delegations To Switzerland Has Been PostponedThe Most Valuable Football Clubs In The World, Via ForbesUpdate: FIFA Have Confirmed That Iran Will Base Their World Cup Camp In Tijuana, Mexico, After Initially Choosing Tucson, ArizonaBREAKING: These Are The Confirmed New Rules For The 2026 World CupThis Season We Have A big Maize CropUpdate: An Estimated 12,000 Adults Die Annually From Smoking-related IllnessesUPDATE: COTU Now Wants Parliament To Revise PAYE Bands For Workers Earning Up To KSh60,000 MonthlyMystery As Bungoma Deputy Principal Collapses, Dies In Hotel Room During Night Out With WomanUpdate: Deon Woodman Shares His ExcitementMutahi Ngunyi Tells Ruto 1 Person He Should Be Afraid Of In His Govt And Who Is Controlling HimWhat President Ruto Has Said On The Ongoing Fuel CrisisFootball Titbits Across The PapersMikel Obi On ChelseaΚΌs Loss To Manchester City𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: No β€œNuclear Football” Incident Reported During Trump’s 2026 China VisitIran Warns It Is Ready to Return to War if Talks With U.S. CollapseCompanies that have closed Down under RutoToday’s Premier League Matches𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Iraq Oil Exports Through Strait of Hormuz Collapse Amid Regional CrisisJoe Hart on West Ham’s Disallowed Equalizer vs Arsenal, Accuses VAR of Saving Arsenal’s Title HopesFootball Titbits across the papersKenya Politics Taking A New TurnMizani Africa Poll: Kisumu County 2027 Presidential PreferencesUpdate: US deploys next-gen nuclear submarine USS Idaho with lifetime reactor powerUpdate: Football Titbits Across The PapersArgentina Aligns With Israel Labels IRGC A Terrorist OrganizationMeet Tito. A Grade 8 Pupil From Kitui Who Has Not Reported To School Since JanuaryBreaking: Second Indian Vessel Confirmed Hit : Dual Attack Escalates Hormuz Tensions𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Iran Declares β€œ100% Shutdown” Of Hormuz β€” All Vessels Ordered To Hold PositionODM Party In Trouble As UDA Seeks PopularityUpdate: U.S. Escalates Standoff: Confirms Indefinite Blockade On Iranian PortsUpdate: Iran declares Hormuz β€œNo-Go Zone” :IRGC warns all vessels risk being treated as hostileDrama As A Traffic Police Officer Based In Kajiado Is Forced To Spend The Night In The Very Cells Where He WorksUpdate: Oil Tanker Hit In Gulf Of Oman β€” UK Maritime Agency Reports Sudden AttackSiaya Unlawful Demo Mobiliser Cornered In Drinking DenUpdate: Israel deploys new β€œRo’em” artillery in combat for first time smart system avoids counterfireIran Reports $270 Billion in Damage Figures Used as Leverage in Ceasefire TalksUpdate: Iran Still Holds Over 1,000 Missiles Down from 2,500, Now Repositioning for Maritime TensionsUpdate: DCI Cracks The Code On Sim-swap Syndicate In MeruHistory Has Shown Us One ThingUPDATE: Narok Senator Ledama Ole Kina Has Questioned Why Fuel Is Being Purchased Outside The G2GUpdate: 2 Suspects Arrested Over GITHUNGURI Child Abduction And Murder Incident𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š Artemis II Crew Safely Returns After Historic Deep Space Mission𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Images Reveal Damage at U.S. Base in Qatar After Iranian StrikeUpdate: U.S. Navy Drone Triggers Emergency Signal MQ-4C Triton Disappears Over GulfUpdate: Israel Moves Toward Direct Talks with LebanonFootball Titbits across the papersUpdate: Edwin Sifuna Continue To Fight For His SG PositionBad News To Tanzanians As Fuel Prices IncreasesUpdate: CS Opiyo Wandayi In TroublePolice Destroy 2,000 Litres Of Illicit Brew In NairobiYour Sperms May Not Fertilize An Ovum ( EGG) If They Have The Following CharacteristicsUPDATE: Former AG Justin Muturi Has Called For An Immediate, Independent Audit Of Kenya’s Voter Registerπ— π—”π—§π—–π—›π˜Ώπ˜Όπ™” β€” UEFA Champions LeagueWhen People Can’t Use You, They Hate YouDid you know Jeff Koinange and Uhuru Kenyatta are cousins?Here Is The Good News To Mbavu Destroyer And Majembe’s Fansππ‘π„π€πŠπˆππ†: AndrΓ© Onana’s wages are set to increase should Manchester United qualify for the UCL, ESPN reportRIP: 4 Children Were Killed After A Man Identified As Christopher Okello Onyu, 34, Attacked A Daycare CentreThe Side Chick Caught At The Matrimonial Home In Rongai Has Been IdentifiedHow To Be Confident In Front Of WomenHere Is The Good News To All KenyansFootball Titbits Across The PapersFootball Titbits Across The PapersHere Is How Formal Workers In Kenya Earn According To KNBS DataBREAKING: Hundreds Of Trucks Stranded At Malaba BorderA Move To FC Barcelona For Marc Cucurella Looks Unlikely For 2 Major Reasons“I Don’t Understand That Outrage About Arsenal And Mikel Arteta Pulling Players Out Of International DutiesFootball Titbits across the papersHere are the top Kenyan bank investors earning billions in dividends for FY2025Update: Protests Erupt In Tel Aviv As Public Pressure Mounts On Benjamin NetanyahuFootball Titbits Across The Papers𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Iran Showcases Missile Warheads, Signals Readiness For Prolonged ConflictJapan Deploys Ultimate Naval Asset To Strait Of Hormuz: Godzilla Rises To Clear The MessUncomfortable Truth: James Orengo Seemingly Cozying Up To William Ruto Today Is A Clear Sign That All Is Not Well In The Linda MwananchiI Was Worried About Claire’s EyesightMixing Urea, CAN And Compound D As Top Dressing: Is It Correct?I Know There’s An Arsenal Fan Out There Feeling Really Low After Losing This EFL Cup FinalWhy Harry Maguire Will Miss Only One Match, Against LeedsRIP: Chuck Norris Didn’t Join The Marine Corps, The Marine Corps Applied To HimCalifornia’s Fraud Explosion: Over 800 Fake Businesses Built On Stolen Immigrant Identitiesπ—₯π—˜π—£π—’π—₯𝗧𝗦: Due To CAF’s Decision To Strip Senegal Of The 2025 AFCON TrophyHere Is The Good News To NYS GraduatesSΓ©e What Will Happen To Babu Owino, SifunaIranian Missiles Slam Israeli Targets – Haifa Refinery Burns, Mossad HQ Hit In Massive Overnight StrikeUPDATE: President Ruto Has Landed In KisumuUPDATE: Kenya risks losing its AFCON 2027 hosting rights over delayed funding
Fri. Jul 31st, 2026

Fun: Imagining Senior Counsel Elisha Ongoya Representing Alex Mwakideu and His Sister Rozina in Court

Kenyans Already Imagining Senior Counsel Elisha Ongoya Representing Alex Mwakideu and His Sister Rozina in Court:

Elisha Ongoya: Mr Robert Burale can you confirm to this honorable court that during your honeymoon in South Africa you didn’t touch your newly wedded wife. Yes or No?

Robert Burale: Yes, I did!

Elisha Ongoya: Are you sure because…. (Pulling videos and podcasts as evidence)

Elisha Ogoya: But on this video and these four podcasts, you’ve repeatedly confessed to being celibate for over 20 years. Your marriage was 13 years ago. Did you touch her via osmosis or what?

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Robert Burale: But those are just podcasts for public consumption.

Elisha Ongoya: So you usually lie on podcasts and you call yourself a couch?

Robert Burale: You Know………

Elisha Ongoya: Thank You Your Honor am Done.

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