If You Are Lazily Driving In The Nairobi Gridlock And Then This Hawker Suddenly Emerges Swinging His Panga

If you are lazily driving in the Nairobi gridlock and then this hawker suddenly emerges swinging his ware, a panga, you can easily release a few drops of liquid urea into your biker, thinking finally you’ve been cornered by Nairobi thugs, and you are about to be offered a free throat surgery.

Again, a thug on a mission can disguise as a hawker to conceal his activities, while still selecting his target. Pangas shouldn’t be hawked, at all.

To other related matters, Maasai hawkers always walk around armed with a panga. Have you ever seen any such moran fight anyone? They are very polite guys and rarely get into any altercation etc.

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In fact, Maasai are the only cattle-loving pastoralists who don’t engage in banditry.

So if these guys never use these pangas, why carry them? Why forever walk armed with a weapon you’ve never used and will never use?

Great afternoon my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!

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