Dear ladies, finding love at 40 is as hard as trying to masturbate using kerosene; very difficult. To find love at that age, you must be of high value, very intelligent, and well monied. High-value men are only found in their spaces i.e big offices, hotels, golf clubs, car yards, etc and you must match that vibe to get one in your 40s.

And also remember that you must bring more than just big rears to the table, because big buttocks are only appreciated by poor men and walahoi. Eloi!

If you’re in your 30s just taking keg in Muthurwa market, chasing ohangla every weekend, smoking shisha like a massey fergusson tractor, taking dry shots left right, and spending the whole day demonizing men while waiting for love at 40, you’ll only see that love on VIUSASA. Men will just be stretching your diameter and adding your body count. A word to the wise is enough; change or perish.

Let me just close this update with a Kiambu Town proverb that says, “A woman who allows people to taste her food before buying ends up feeding the whole village without selling even a single plate.”