Assume You Meet Your Old Schoolmate

Assume you meet your old schoolmate (a lady called Tsitsi ) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.

You get Tsitsi to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hope in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.

Her neighbor, Nomsa gets in but dozes off immediately.

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Now you get back and start driving . Tsitsi is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.

Now you are driving home a happy man but you have no idea Nomsa is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. Tsitsi also forgot about her since she was wasted.

You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be keen, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to church since she knows you are wasted and you are fine by it.

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She opens it at around 7am … and πŸ’₯ πŸ’₯ Nomsa is sleeping at the back. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she had a miniskirt and since they don’t put on inner pants these days , her skirt has pulled up and everything private is visible.

Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Nomsa (60 marks). You are free to use a calculator.

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