This Is What Happened Yesterday In State House

It is like your dad calling you for a family meeting to inform you that your house manager (who left for not getting paid) will not be replaced, your pocket money will be reduced, your relatives will no longer be allowed to give you pocket money, your gourmet meals will reduced to mashakura…. just because you got tired of seeing him spending all his money on his side chicks and taking them on expensive trips abroad and taking expensive drinks with his boys; while your mum was the one in the office daily ensuring their business is flourishing. So you and your siblings called him out for fear that your mom will be depressed to death!!

Did anyone notice the President once said, “I am happy that we are where we are today so that Kenyans can learn.”