The 32 Scared Bro Codes
THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:
- Don’t rà pe.
- A man doesn’t cook delicious food, it’s gà yish.
- Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.
- A bro doesn’t bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.
- A bro should know when to leave.
- A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him “Bro,, Malume Sir, Chairman, Mr,Big, Boss etc
- As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.
- A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro’s girl is around.
- Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.
- A bro must not pay for sex.
- Your bro’s Ex is your Ex.
- Make money before you make love.
- A bro must not watch a Korean drama.
- No matter how beautiful your bro’s sister is, she is your sister too.
- A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.
- When money finally comes, don’t change your woman, upgrade her.
- Don’t do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.
- A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.
- If she say you are her planet, don’t forget about other planets.
- Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.
- Never ever smash your bro’s chick.
- Never feed a horse that you don’t ride.
- A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.
- A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.
- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.
- A bro never wears pink underwear.
- If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.
- A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.
- It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.
- A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.
- A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.
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